A scatterbrain spending the weekend at a Best Western in Fort Bragg, California, was busted after police suspected him of burglarizing said motel and leaving a note telling where he could be found.

The cops arrested 37-year old Enrique Rodriguez Vasquez, suspecting him of burglary and meth possession after they encountered him at the motel room he had referred to in the note.

The police discovered a satellite TV box, a computer tower, and $200 that had been reported as stolen from the hotel. The value of the appropriated apparatus was estimated to be $1,500.

The scatterbrain’s note, filled with spelling and grammatical errors, scolded the manager of the motel for not being in the office.

In a nutshell, the note stated: “There was no one here to attend us guest in rm427. You even left the office unattended. You could have been burglurized (sic) … Your lucky I didn’t steele (sic).”

Vasquez had a companion, 41-year-old Dana Lynn Jensen, who was oblivious to the theft until after the fact. However, she did confess to owning half of the speed, and there, in her suitcase, were the greenbacks that had been lifted from the motel. Police arrested her, suspecting her of possession of stolen property and of a controlled substance.