Dirty Show 9 - February 8-16 - Detroit
International Erotic Art Exhibition

The Dirty Show, one of the wildest International Erotic Art Exhibits has become the largest erotic art event in America. Last February over 200 artists showed more than 400 works to thousands of erotic art lovers, which has been described as “Detroit’s largest and most successful art event” by the Detroit Metro Times.

We are please to announce the Exhibition will Open on Friday February 8th and run through Saturday February 16th.

BERT’S WAREHOUSE THEATER
2739 Russell St. Detroit, MI 48207 (In Eastern Market)

Exhibition Schedule:

February 8, Friday Evening “OPENING NIGHT” / 6:00pm - 2:00am | 21 & Over
February 9, Saturday Evening / 6:00pm - 2:00am | 21 & Over
February 10, Sunday “DAYTIME” Only / 1:00pm - 6:00pm | 18 & Over
February 14, Thursday “Valentine’s Day” / 4:00pm - 12:00 midnight | 18 & Over
February 16, Saturday Evening “CLOSING NIGHT” / 6:00pm - 2:00am | 18 & Over

Advance Tickets are On Sale Now, online from the Dirty Show website, and at area Detroit retailers, get details online at http://www.dirtyshow.org

NO CAMERAS OR VIDEO RECORDING DEVICES.

News:

Special Guest Artist/artwork to Include:
Hajime Sorayama (Japanese painter for almost 4 decades, most notably his female cyborgs),
HR Giger (World renoun Surrealist and Oscar Winner for the Alien film),
Martin HM Schreiber (First published photographer of Madonna nude in Playboy Magazine),
Bunny Yeager (1950’s pin-up model and famous Betty Page photographer),
Buck Angel (Howard Stern regular and AVN Awards Transsexual Performer of the Year)
Annie Sprinkle & Elizabeth Stephens (Stevens is a professor of art at U of C, her partner Sprinkle is a former porn star)
Eric Kroll (Photographer, publisher and teacher, he is one of the leading names in modern erotica)

Other Special Guest Artists:

John U. Abrahamson (Carnivora)
Alexey Aloisov
Ashley
Jason Beam
Jamie Burton
Christian Correra
Stephanie Crabe (Motel Bizarre)
Becky Flanders
Rik Garrett
Brian Horton
Viktor Koen( Carnivora)
Janina Magnusson
Mr. Evil
Nora Ness
Pierre Radisic
Rich Rethorn (Carnivora)
Chris Savido
Kim Seltzer
Irakly Shanidze
Georgie Tier
Mark Velasquez
Brian Viveros (Carnivora)
Petter Wallebo
Chad Michael Ward
Peggy Wauters
Genevive Zacconi

Not to mention the 100+ jury selected artists who beat out the thousands who entered.

Special Screening of Voluptuous Life by Carlos Batts (American Gothic)

Dirty Show Seminar:

“Every Mother’s Nightmare” An afternoon with fetish photographer Eric Kroll

Saturday February 9th
Spend a pleasant afternoon with the photographer Hustler Magazine called, “A prick with vision”. One of the leading names in modern erotica.
This is a special seminar/ presentation by Eric Kroll with limited capacity. See the Dirty Show website for more details.
2:00pm - 4:30pm | 18 & Over | $30 Advance/ $40 At the Door - Advance tickets only available online or by phone at 1-800-838-3006.

Silent Auction - Photo Shoot with Martin HM Schreiber
International Photographer of Madonna’s first nudes, will be offering the unique opportunity of a Private Photo Shoot by Silent Auction at the Dirty Show.

See the Dirty Show website for more details.
http://www.dirtyshow.org

Elks launch cannon during parade in front of motel.

Tour through a Wildwood Motel, don’t mind the hole in the wall.

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A scatterbrain spending the weekend at a Best Western in Fort Bragg, California, was busted after police suspected him of burglarizing said motel and leaving a note telling where he could be found.

The cops arrested 37-year old Enrique Rodriguez Vasquez, suspecting him of burglary and meth possession after they encountered him at the motel room he had referred to in the note.

The police discovered a satellite TV box, a computer tower, and $200 that had been reported as stolen from the hotel. The value of the appropriated apparatus was estimated to be $1,500.

The scatterbrain’s note, filled with spelling and grammatical errors, scolded the manager of the motel for not being in the office.

In a nutshell, the note stated: “There was no one here to attend us guest in rm427. You even left the office unattended. You could have been burglurized (sic) … Your lucky I didn’t steele (sic).”

Vasquez had a companion, 41-year-old Dana Lynn Jensen, who was oblivious to the theft until after the fact. However, she did confess to owning half of the speed, and there, in her suitcase, were the greenbacks that had been lifted from the motel. Police arrested her, suspecting her of possession of stolen property and of a controlled substance.

From a collection of over 1,500 naughty album covers!

At the corporation’s national sales meeting got underway one particularly cocky salesman was approached by a stern-looking man.

“Excuse me,” he said, “are you Bo Jones?”

“That’s me,” the confident young man replied. “Bo Jones is the name, selling is the game.”

“Tell me, were you in Atlanta two months ago?”

Jones began leafing through his day planner, “Two months ago. Why, yes, I sure was.”

And did you stay at the Lacey Motel?”

“Now, let me see. Yes here it’s, the Lacey Motel.”

“And did you stay in room 3121?”

“Hang on,” he murmured, as he turned a page, “Yes, I did.”

“Next to a Mrs. Porter?”

“Mrs. Porter? Hmmmm… Why, yes, she was in room 3123.”

“And you slept with her on Saturday night?”

“Just a second,” the salesman replied as he checked his entries. “Yes, your right. I did give her a bit of the in-and-out.”

The stranger turned bright red. “Well, I’m her husband, Mr. Jones, and I don’t like it!”

The salesman looked at his book again. “Mrs. Porter, Lacey Motel 3123,” he read. “No, sir, neither did I!”

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